1 definition by The Real Sabretooth
A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.
That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.
by The Real Sabretooth March 7, 2014