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Pre-signing On
When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH
Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
Pre-signing On by akararules July 6, 2010
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Signfi • significant other • Significant • signinist • SignifiCunt • Significant Brother • sigafisted • Sigafisting • sighfi • signif
significant sasquatch
The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
significant sasquatch by Malazoth November 18, 2010
Good signing
Phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing
Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.
Also written as "guzaning".
Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".
Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.
Also written as "guzaning".
Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".
"I just watched Body of Lies, it was a good signing."
A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."
A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."
Good signing by vincevds1 April 14, 2009
Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam
According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.
The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006
significant other
Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Used when you don't want to be too specific, or when the details are nobody's business.
Why's Roger always talking about his significant other? Why don't he just say girlfriend?
Because his "girlfriend" is a guy named Bruce.
Because his "girlfriend" is a guy named Bruce.
significant other by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009
Signing Madness
When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.
2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.
Signing Madness by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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