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Bro-Sidelined 

When a bro has no interest in a female due to his bro's past or present feelings for her.
Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

Sidekicked 

When someone loses all the stuff you lent them.
Chump: Awww man, John just lost all the DVDs I lent him.
FriendOfChump: Damn, you got sidekicked!
Sidekicked by RiffZifnab October 12, 2009

Sidelined 

When your friend or friends put you to the side and make you less than their first choice for everything.
"Yeah all my friends sidelined me this weekend so I'm just watching netflix and drinking alone"
Sidelined by Unidentifiedwhitemale January 17, 2014

Bulgarian Sidewinder 

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.
Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

sidelined 

when u tell ur friend some personal shit on why his weird infatuation with his crush wouldn't work out while being on the verge of a breaking point but he tells you to go home so that he can comfort his crush. So you go the nearest train station have let out ur anger and frustrations.
Damn u really got sidelined? Yea they ain't worth my time
sidelined by stalkerjoe October 10, 2020