ShospleColupis's definitions

Vietnamese Hot Dog

Putting your penis in a Vietnamese Báhn Mì sandwich

Jacob: I’m thinking of getting into food play, any ideas?

Olivier: Oh yea, try the Vietnamese Hot Dog!

by ShospleColupis September 8, 2020

Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017

Ashley

The correct spelling of the name. White soccer moms love to name their kids Ashely, but spell it in shitty ways because “iTs UnIQuE”

Common stupid spellings include
-Ashlee
-Ashleigh
-Ashlie
-Aschli
And probably more dumbass ways

Ashley: Hi I’m Ashley, but the X is silent

Person: Where the hell is the X?

by ShospleColupis January 21, 2018

Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

by ShospleColupis May 3, 2018