Definitions by ShospleColupis

Vietnamese Hot Dog 

Putting your penis in a Vietnamese Báhn Mì sandwich

Jacob: I’m thinking of getting into food play, any ideas?

Olivier: Oh yea, try the Vietnamese Hot Dog!

Vietnamese Hot Dog by ShospleColupis September 8, 2020

Bulgarian Sidewinder 

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

Bulgarian Sidewinder by ShospleColupis May 3, 2018

Ashley 

The correct spelling of the name. White soccer moms love to name their kids Ashely, but spell it in shitty ways because “iTs UnIQuE”

Common stupid spellings include
-Ashlee
-Ashleigh
-Ashlie
-Aschli
And probably more dumbass ways

Ashley: Hi I’m Ashley, but the X is silent

Person: Where the hell is the X?

Ashley by ShospleColupis January 21, 2018

Colonize The Sun 

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

Colonize The Sun by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017