When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.

"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."

Sidebitchyness by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

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Sidehack

A BMX bike with a sidecar-like device attached to the frame of the bicycle. This makes BMX bike riding a shared experience. The person that stands in the sidecar is called a monkey while the person steering the bike is called the pilot. This concept was introduced on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory in the episode "Trust Your Pilot, Respect Your Monkey".

Hey man wanna go sidehacking tomorrow?

Sidehack by Mighty_Arrow October 18, 2010

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sidehacking

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

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Sidebitching

1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother

2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship

1.

Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley

Bartender: both, he's sidebitching

2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching

Sidebitching by Promeo April 30, 2014

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