When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.
By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.
by dalycitybadgirl June 14, 2019
When walking along by yourself, and someone tackles you and takes your clothes off. This is usually what happens following 'a drive by'. (see drive by)
Jenny gave Kevin a drive by and then thought she was in the clear and then BAM! She was side swiped by Kevin.
by K. Ferrara May 27, 2008
by bratty boy November 17, 2004
by Stayawayfromme August 22, 2018
when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.
indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick
(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)
Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me
(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)
Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me
by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010
when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
by Logics ally January 11, 2011
by huh?!? September 07, 2008