Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

by LordShahagan September 10, 2021

Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017