Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

Side Bacon by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

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Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

Side bacon by LordShahagan September 10, 2021

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Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

Side of Bacon With Lips by HDL to High December 6, 2009

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bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

bacon on the side by MC Munson December 29, 2007

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pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

pound of bacon with a side of sausage by AmSchem June 15, 2017

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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