A term used to describe a time when your friends remove all your bikes from your apartment when you are gone all weekend for a NASCAR race and leave a note in a Dracula stuffed animal hung from your living room chandlier with the phrase "You've been Scorked."

"I just sent an email to 200+ people saying my bikes are stole, called the cops, gave a statement, and had my place figerprinted. I just got owned."

"No, you just got scorked."

Scorked by Dclan January 23, 2009

Related Words

Sicork • scork • Scorked • Scorkel • Sicock • Sicora withdrawal • sicoray

Scorkel

A scorkel is a drop of piss that drips off the penis onto the legs once you have replaced your member after urinating.

Bollocks jim, i've just scorkelled down my leg, need to remember to shake it properly from now on!

Scorkel by AnthonyJB February 27, 2008

Sicora withdrawal

That sad empty feeling you get when you haven't seen Sicora in over 24 hours

"I miss you, I haven't hung out with you in like two days, I'm having Sicora withdrawals"

Sicora withdrawal by Rageaholicsanonymous May 31, 2015

Sicock

Means you have a extraordinary large wayy above average size penis

Her:Brayden has a sicock

Sicock by I love Brayden March 26, 2019

scork

when one man is underwater at least 12 feet deep and repeatedly cranks the cork

crispin: hey i went swimmin yesterday
crebby: oh yeah did you see that guy scork?

scork by Jinno January 6, 2008

Scork

An accent of a person who is born and grew up in Scotland but moved to Co. Cork in Ireland for a long time.

I was born in Scotland but as an adult I moved to Cork in Ireland now my accent is mixed, I have a Scork accent.

Scork by gameongothic July 7, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026