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Shyamalan'd 

When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.
Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalan'd.
Shyamalan'd by Nick S. June 19, 2006
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Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong 

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.
John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!
Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong by metsfan February 24, 2009

Dirty Shyamalan 

-Describing a film by M. Night Shyamalan as being compared to receiving a 'Dirty Sanchez'.

-Being tricked into something that sounds good at first only to realize the end result is horrible.
I should have never fell for that! That car salesman pulled a 'Dirty Shyamalan' on me!
Dirty Shyamalan by deathcap July 15, 2010

Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Shyamalan 

Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.
You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.
Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

M. Night Shyamalan 

A director best known for making good movies earlier in his career and increasingly ill received movies as of late. His movies also infamously use twist endings
Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"

M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"

M. Night Shyamalan 

The director who single handedly destroyed the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was after this movie that he was cast into a prison until he could salvage the trilogy.
Man 1: What happened to M. Night Shyamalan?

Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.