shwine

a person who thinks that they're really cool, but really is a complete loser.

shwinebag

Wow! look at that fucken shwine!

Dude, that shwine just cut me off!

by Marco Colapietro October 19, 2007

Shwine

Coming from the German futball/soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger, 'shwine' is the code name for smoking marijuana, or another way of saying you are smoking marijuana.

Yooo guy, let's shwine?" "We shwined all night, I was so high." "All that Cavi kid does is shwine.

by aammww September 25, 2011

Shwine

The shittiest wine.

This is by far the shwine I’ve tasted

by Dutte October 22, 2018

Shwine hole

A new way to say the hole of the penis or vagina (meaning the hole of the head and the female vagina)

1. The hole of the head is now called, "Shwine hole".

2. My girlfriend licked my "shwine hole" pretty good.

3. My "shwine hole" hurt when I when i pee.

by KatNip420 May 8, 2014

the sun will shine on us again

Words said by our beloved marvel character Loki before A FUCKING UGLY PRUNE STRANGLED HIM TO DEATH (even though most the fandom know he's probably still alive amen to our beloved trickster)

IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.

Loki to Thor "the sun will shine on us again"

by cupcakessssssss June 21, 2018

ogre shrine

An ogre shrine ,often known as something you accidentally summon whilst watching shrek 2, is a temple to go to when you're down in the dumps.
OGRE SHRINE
To escape the ogre shrine just say "OGRE AND OUT"

GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING OGRE SHRINE, said Anne Dwane when stuck in the exit at the Ogre shrine

by Ooan Padderly October 25, 2019

Shrine God

A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.

IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.

Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 31, 2021