“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one
kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all
patrick shwavy, and I see this
kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right
kid. The
kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”