sprallace 

to spread an STD to some one who doesn't know you have it

pronounced: spraw-less

I think I got sprallaced, I've got genital warts now!

Dude, I hope she likes herpes; she just got sprallaced!

Sprallace me once shame on you; sprallace me twice shame on me.

sprallace by pretty bitter August 30, 2009

Shwallace 

When a broad talks so much that you have to fuck her face just to shut her up. You usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag.

Guy 1: Man, you look tired.
Guy 2: I banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. I haven't slept in 36 hours. I totally got Shwallaced again.

Shwallace by Frank Decimal November 15, 2011

structural spraylayer 

1. The cloud of saliva that comes out of your mouth every time you sneeze.
2. A fabulously disgusting insult.

Jesus christ, Bob, cover your mouth!! You just got structural spraylayer all over my new leather coat!!

Jane, you're a fucking structural spraylayer.

structural spraylayer by mr. fluffy December 16, 2006