Shweiner 

A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.

I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.

Shweiner by UrbanBurban June 11, 2020

Shweiner 

Synonymous with tits, but even better. A way to describe anything that has lots of swag.

-That was awesome
-No, it was shweiner.

Shweiner by dhunterkessler February 14, 2012

Sweiner 

A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history

Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner

Sweiner by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020

Schweiner 

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"

Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.

Schweiner by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011

sweiner 

Having a seriously sweaty weiner, dick or whatever you call it.

Sweaty + Weiner= Sweiner

I have to change my underware due to a case of sweiner.

sweiner by Chenze August 28, 2006

Skweiner 

Skweiner is the short form of the words 'Skinny Weiner', or someone with a rather small or skinny penis. Its origins lay with a lying douche bag who fucked a girl and then lied about it, hence forcing a nickname to be created with his initials (Stephen W.) The term is now acceptable replacement for any derogatory terms or insults.

Stephen is a major skweiner.

Skweiner by The Pope of Awesome January 12, 2008

Schweiner 

The description of a penis on a transgender woman who has yet to have genital surgery

Once she has the surgery, they’ll remove her schweiner

Schweiner by K2hockey June 3, 2023