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Shweiner 

A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.
I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.
Shweiner by UrbanBurban June 11, 2020
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Shweiner 

Synonymous with tits, but even better. A way to describe anything that has lots of swag.
-That was awesome
-No, it was shweiner.
Shweiner by dhunterkessler February 14, 2012
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A Russian knight who cut of peoples wieners when they disobeyed laws. One of the fiercest persons in mankind’s history
Oh my god!! There is a sweiner over there; don’t disobey any rules or he will cut of your weiner
Sweiner by Sweiner67 April 13, 2020

Schweiner 

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
Schweiner by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011
Having a seriously sweaty weiner, dick or whatever you call it.

Sweaty + Weiner= Sweiner
I have to change my underware due to a case of sweiner.
sweiner by Chenze August 28, 2006

Skweiner 

Skweiner is the short form of the words 'Skinny Weiner', or someone with a rather small or skinny penis. Its origins lay with a lying douche bag who fucked a girl and then lied about it, hence forcing a nickname to be created with his initials (Stephen W.) The term is now acceptable replacement for any derogatory terms or insults.
Stephen is a major skweiner.
Skweiner by The Pope of Awesome January 12, 2008

Schweiner 

The description of a penis on a transgender woman who has yet to have genital surgery
Once she has the surgery, they’ll remove her schweiner
Schweiner by K2hockey June 3, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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