Shrainer

The shoe/trainer hybrid.
Too casual to be shoes - definitely not trainers as no sport could ever be undertaken in them.

Usually in two-tone brown, often slip-on or velcro, always ugly.

Can be seen on dress down fridays or family holidays as dad thinks they will be good for the pool in the day and the restaurant at night.

"I wish I could wear shorts to the office but I'd look like a dick if I wore them with shoes and the boss wont let me wear trainers"
"You could always wear shrainers like Patrick does?"
"I'd look less of a dick wearing shoes!"

"Right kids - who's ready for the disco?"
"Dad. I'm going nowhere with you if you're wearing your shrainers".

Shrainer by Get Down Shep June 18, 2010

Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.

"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.

Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

piss-strainers by Sir Roy Strong March 10, 2008

soup strainer 

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.

In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.

soup strainer by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

piss-strainers by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008

Eye Strainer 

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.

Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.

Eye Strainer by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

Hillcrest Strainer 

When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure

Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight

Hillcrest Strainer by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009