Shvartsman 

a word used to describe a poorly written joke, or a joke that is not funny.

fred:bad joke said
jim: dude thats a Shvartsman.

Shvartsman by graterthanyou April 12, 2009

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

shaftsmanship by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

The Shartmann theory 

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

The Shartmann theory by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015

shortsman disease 

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

shortsman disease by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

shartman 

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

shartman by the original shartman January 11, 2009

shartman 

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house

shartman by the original shartman January 30, 2008

Smartsmanship

The ability to participate in school and achieve good grades without cheating or being deceitful.

I copied Mark's homework last night. I know it isn't good smartsmanship but I was really tired.

Sara has awful smartsmanship. I caught her looking at my test.

Smartsmanship by Cheater101017 September 26, 2012