shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

by Buckfutter February 12, 2018