Shush Kabob 

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

Shush Kabob by Queafer September 12, 2013

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011

Canadian Shish-Kabob 

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

Canadian Shish-Kabob by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

Jamaican Shish Kabob 

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.

That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!

Jamaican Shish Kabob by RickySpanish20 December 31, 2014

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

Human Shish-Kabob by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019