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Shush Kabob 

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.
If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.
Shush Kabob by Queafer September 12, 2013
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Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.
Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.
Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight
Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011

Canadian Shish-Kabob 

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

Jamaican Shish Kabob 

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.
That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!

Shit shity shish kabob 

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.
Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.
Shit shity shish kabob by Jackage September 30, 2006

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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