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shuken fluka 

The amount you love someone when there's just no other way to express just how much you love them
shuken fluka by Hudsmadude November 24, 2021

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017
is the cutest little bean ever
she'll always be there to cheer you up whenever you're having a tough day and never fails to put a smile on your face!
if you don't have a shuen in your life, you're doing it wrong.
shuen by kimchi dumpling July 12, 2019

shaken quake 

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.
shaken quake by jaughter June 27, 2010
Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
shuke by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004
State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
shuke by JAA_MD December 11, 2006