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Shaboikin 

(1)The shit; something really good; (2)very good weed or any drug of the matter
(1) We went to this club, that bitch was the shaboikin.
(2) Yo u tryna smoke tonight? we got that shaboikin ma nigga.
Shaboikin by Uptown Allstar February 19, 2009

shaboinking 

Making love, screwing. The prefix "sha" added to "boinking."
"Hey, why don't women blink while shaboinking with men?" -- BLOOM COUNTY comic, July 24, 2016.
shaboinking by al-in-chgo July 24, 2016

Shivonking 

The process of becoming all wet and sticky for no reason while performing everyday tasks.
'Man we're playing X-Box, why are you all wet and sticky?'

'I dunno bro, I must be shivonking!'
Shivonking by Doctor Jennings October 3, 2011
When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.
That sevens player only wins by Squonking!
Squonking by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

shaboykin 

A word describing anything small, cute, or furry. Usually referring to a small animal.
Whats the matter shaboykin?
shaboykin by Raquell2535 May 14, 2008

shonkinium 

A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".

It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.

The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.

Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.

Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".

No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
shonkinium by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010