shtab

A form of the word stab, typically used by an unthreatening but angry retard

Angry German: "I'm gonna shtab you."

Fred (singing): "I was gonna clean my room, but then I got Fred"

Angry German: "I'm not kidding fatass. I'll shtab you."

Fred: "I ain't no bitch. I know your too much of a pussy."

by Fat Fwed August 26, 2010

Shtab

Being shot and stabbed at the same time. A gun where it's bullets are actually miniature knives.

Person 1: AHH AHH I'VE BEEN SHTABBED!!

Person 2: LET ME GET YOU HELP!

by d00me.r February 25, 2022