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Emily's such a shrewb
Shrewb by Atlas Mage July 25, 2022
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Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019
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screwbastard 

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.
Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.

View Shrew 

One of any number of shrill harpies from daytime talk show "The View" who viciously attack advocates for freedom, liberty, capitalism, and traditional values. Prime examples include Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Man did you see that guy on The View yesterday who said Washington should lower taxes and cut spending? Those View Shrews tore him to freakin' pieces!
View Shrew by ferrgus January 29, 2009

shrewcrew 

A group of young men who ball out everyday and make funny memes
Damn Serd from Shrewcrew has a big cock
shrewcrew by Turdmasterturd June 7, 2018

Shrewcrew 

A baller squad that resides in Shrewsbury MO and gets lit every fuckin night.
“Hey there’s a Shrewcrew party at Bogger’s house tonight!”

“They throw a rager every night you fuckin poonchop.”
“Ya but this time Big Boy Finn is whippin his tits out.”
“Oh man! That’s gonna be an automatic nut!”
Shrewcrew by SCboys June 14, 2018

shrewcrew 

Shrewcrew is a group of boys who hangout in the small suberb outside of St. Louis, called Shrewsbury. It’s a banger town with one top-of-the-foodchain squad, the Shrewcrew. These boys began their journey in elementary school but really came together in middle and high school.

In October of 2016 a Youtube account under the name Shrewcrew was made to document the adventures of the famous boys of Shrewcrew. The account is still thriving today, however where the Shrewcrew has really stepped up their internet fame game is on Instagram. Just last November they made an account, @shrewcrew_ , where they post daily updates, memes and hilarious videos of the shenanigans they get into.

Most everyone is the St. Louis area knows of the Shrewcrew and enjoys their exciting social media accounts.
“Hey there’s the Shrewcrew now! I must get a bite of their big juicy cocks!”
“Why don’t you just dm them on Instagram on their account, @shrewcrew_”
shrewcrew by SCboys May 5, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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