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Definitions by FresnoNightcrawler

One-hit Blunder 

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device
Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

Shrektify 

to rectify something by making it Shrek-related.
I felt the need to shrektify my friend's birthday party by installing Shrek paper plates.
A few things:
-Fear of missing out
-Fear of missed opportunities
-Fear of maniacal overlords
-Fear of massive obliteration
I watch the news to quell my fomo, only for it to bring forth every other kind of fomo.
FOMO by FresnoNightcrawler June 19, 2019

hydro-flasking 

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers
After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.
You froke me out.
Froke by FresnoNightcrawler October 5, 2018
The true past tense of yeet. I know it's uninspired, but it makes the most sense.
If the past tense of fleet is fleeted, the past tense of yeet is yeeted.
Yeeted by FresnoNightcrawler August 8, 2018