Definitions by FresnoNightcrawler

One-hit Blunder 

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

One-hit Blunder by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

Shrektify 

to rectify something by making it Shrek-related.

I felt the need to shrektify my friend's birthday party by installing Shrek paper plates.

Shrektify by FresnoNightcrawler June 21, 2019

FOMO 

A few things:
-Fear of missing out
-Fear of missed opportunities
-Fear of maniacal overlords
-Fear of massive obliteration

I watch the news to quell my fomo, only for it to bring forth every other kind of fomo.

FOMO by FresnoNightcrawler June 19, 2019

hydro-flasking 

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

hydro-flasking by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019

Froke 

The past tense of freak

You froke me out.

Froke by FresnoNightcrawler October 5, 2018

Yeeted 

The true past tense of yeet. I know it's uninspired, but it makes the most sense.

If the past tense of fleet is fleeted, the past tense of yeet is yeeted.

Yeeted by FresnoNightcrawler August 8, 2018