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Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.
1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.
shrekified by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

shrekiful 

someone who has he same beauty as shrek, no that its very likely.
Oh my! She is shrekiful!
shrekiful by crustyshrektoes February 24, 2020

Shrektified 

Verb:

The intense fear, or phobia, of shrek. This state of being typically comes before an unlucky soul is filled by Shrek's mighty green member.
John was shrektified with terror as a nude Shrek approached him rapidly.
Shrektified by SlipperyShlong77 March 12, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026