shrekifile

a shrekifile is an individual whom is infatuated with the I C O N I C cultural phenomenon that is shrek.

me: shrekifiles plague society
you: as a DEDICATED shrekifile, i take offense to your blasphemy of my daddy shrek

by theantishrek666 June 28, 2018

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.

1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.

by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

shrekiful

someone who has he same beauty as shrek, no that its very likely.

Oh my! She is shrekiful!

by crustyshrektoes February 24, 2020

Shrektified

Verb:

The intense fear, or phobia, of shrek. This state of being typically comes before an unlucky soul is filled by Shrek's mighty green member.

John was shrektified with terror as a nude Shrek approached him rapidly.

by SlipperyShlong77 March 12, 2021