Shrektified

Verb:

The intense fear, or phobia, of shrek. This state of being typically comes before an unlucky soul is filled by Shrek's mighty green member.

John was shrektified with terror as a nude Shrek approached him rapidly.

by SlipperyShlong77 March 12, 2021

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.

1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.

by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

Shrektification

When you rekt the shit out of a mistake in your essay.

"I did a shrektification on line 16."

by LohaREKT March 4, 2016

Shrektized

The act of being bathed in the holy waters of Shrek's swamp, forever clearing your sins and introducing you into the mighty religion of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

Donkey: Hey Fiona, have you been shrektized yet?

by Homoshreksual November 5, 2019