Shreksmas

It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.

Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!

by shrekismygod April 24, 2019

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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

by Based shrek December 18, 2014

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Shreksuality

Having a sexual affinity and devotion for Shrek. Believes that Shrek is love and that Shrek is life. They may make their family members jealous for their devotion and love for Shrek. Age can vary around nine or above.

Do you study Shreksuality?

I heard Don was a Shreksual.

by Ourlordgaben February 1, 2014

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Stressmas

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

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