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Shrekgasm

Getting an orgasm from the sight of Shrek
Did he just get a shrekgasm?
by dopininininn December 6, 2017
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shrekgasm

That state of (ectasy) that happens when you have an (orgasm) for (Shrek). The main protagonist of "(shrek is love shrek is life)" has a shrekgasm every time Shrek unleashes his mighty orge (load) upon him.

Also known as having been "filled with his Ogrely love".
I have Shrekgasms every night when I read Shrek fanfics.
Whenever I have Shrex with my lover, I really think of the Ogrelord shooting his Ogre Onion Load as I shrekgasm.
by AsianGobblerSyndone June 25, 2017
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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
by Based shrek December 18, 2014
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shrekism

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.
Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism
by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014
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Shrekism

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.
It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes
by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019
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ShrekBama

The relationship of Former U.S president Boro Obaam and Shrek the ogre... they sleep together
ShrekBama IS THE CUTEST SHIP EVER! RIGHT!
by Morpheus_The_Great January 28, 2022
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Shreksmas

It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.
Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!
by shrekismygod April 24, 2019
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