Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 09, 2021
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Shrek's Dick

The biggest one in the swamp.

Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
by strummedonny May 23, 2018
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shrek's dick

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
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shrek dick

Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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