Shplunk

The act of ejaculating into a elderly women

"I'm shplunking in grandma!"

by fishyus April 14, 2023

splunkhole

A hole for splunking

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

by Splunkhole fuckers July 27, 2018

Shlunky

A very messy form of fellatio

I got a shlunky today and still have a puddle in my belly button

by singlecelled November 16, 2009

splunky

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

shelunking

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.

Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.

by The turd abibes August 27, 2021

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

by poolaholic March 18, 2015