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Showergument
When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.
Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014
showerthought
An idea, thought, or concept that first comes to you when you are taking your morning shower or doing some other part of your morning routine.
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later
showerthought by Kageka January 30, 2009
Showertard
The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"
Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008
showerburn
Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.
showerburn by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010
Showerthoughts
A place where everyone's deepest most peculiar observations about humanity can be witnessed firsthand, if you have enough karma that is, otherwise your shower thoughts can stay in the shower.
Person 1: Think of all the shower thoughts that were never shared because of karma restrictions.
Person 2: It causes me pain thinking about it.
Person 1: Now that's a SHOWER THOUGHT
Albert Einstein *Shares major shower thought on physics"
Showerthoughts Mod: Not enough Karma
Albert Einstein *cries in general relativity*
Person 2: It causes me pain thinking about it.
Person 1: Now that's a SHOWER THOUGHT
Albert Einstein *Shares major shower thought on physics"
Showerthoughts Mod: Not enough Karma
Albert Einstein *cries in general relativity*
Showerthoughts by twitterandreddituser October 17, 2021