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Showershitter 

"Showershitter" is a term for people who, as you can see, shit in the shower.

Noun: Showershit
Verb: Showershitting
Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear the news about your wife?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It became public that your wife is a showershitter!"
Person 2: "Aw hell nah, not another kink that I have to deal with! I hope the kids never find out."
Showershitter by CherryGoesBoom July 14, 2022
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Shower shitter 

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

shower shitter 

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet
shower shitter by Pat Albert September 30, 2003

shower shitter 

a person who excretes fecal matter in a shower rather than a toilet

abbreviation - SS
MAN!!! Ashley Davis is one great shower shitter!!!
shower shitter by Brittany Reed October 12, 2003

shower shitter 

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

Shower Shitter 

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting
John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit

local shower shitter 

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.
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