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translated from the latin 'piersiosictos' (the greek god of fish) piers can be defined as immortal, chizzled and with a big penis.
jesus.. there go's a right piers!...
by pppiiieeerrrsss February 28, 2008
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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He can be the best friend of your or your worst enemy. But you would be truly lucky to know someone called piers. He spends too much money. He is extremely talented and skilled with great potential for success. Plus a extremely hard working guy
Your so lucky to have Piers
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Bridges the gap between two opposing elements.
A pier begins on land and ends in the water; metaphysically it spans from the physical to the emotional.
by Callisa February 04, 2010
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1. An uncompleted bridge extending into a large body of water
2. A store at which one can purchase useless wicker decorations
3. An overly abrasive female law student with extrodiarily large blonde hair.
I was appalled by that pier.
by Johnny 'U-Jean' Law April 16, 2007
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A Piers Stratton is usually found in the wild. You must look carefully! Sometimes he hides in the bushes, but sometimes he hides in the grass! He wields no weapon but his stare stops all. Have caution if he appears in the wild with no adult, he can be dangerous and is known as a "sex offender" These people are not nice people, unless trained correctly. Training a Piers Stratton is difficult but, a well behaved Piers Stratton is usually the result of corporal punishment, this is where force (burning, punching, kicking anything of that nature) is used to instill good ideals in him so he is a better human. Some people believe that this is cruel but studies have shown that Piers Startton performs better at school when he is being beaten at home. If a Piers Stratton consumes alcohol the effects are shown are somewhat funny. He begins talking in slurs and if enough has been consumed has difficulty talking at all. This makes for some very awkward conversations. (Anon: Oh, Hey Piers Piers: ........urggg noooo)
Its difficult to sum up everything that a Piers Stratton can do in one example but alas I will try.

Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?

Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)
by Piers' Parentss December 06, 2013
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