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Something that you squirt your hot, sticky jizz in after you masturbate. Better than a tissue as its bigger and catches more of the sperm. Heating it up a little before hand creates an even better sensation for your penis.

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I was wanking off after a sweaty session at the gym looking at hot women. My sweat was a great lubricant for my dick and I jizzed all over. Lucky I had a warm towel at hand to squirt it on.
by Callum69 May 25, 2009
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Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.
Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
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Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.
One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.
by Callum69 May 24, 2009
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The next game of the Resident Evil games. Its set in the bleak future where zombies have learned that masturbation feels better then eating people. Join Chris and Jill as they battle to save the world's toilets, showers, bedrooms' beds and tissue supply from being devoured by the zombies. The final level involves Chris having a wank over a picture of Jill, and being mistaken as a zombie by Jill. Will he finish his awsome wank in time? or will he get blue balls when Jill knocks him out? Buy the game to find out.

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by Callum69 May 11, 2009
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The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.
While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
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Underwear commonly worn by males. Like briefs, boxers are used to support your penis and balls, but to a less and more comfortable extent. This is good because of comfort, but your balls tend to flop around alot and your penis is always slapped around by your thighs when you walk, sometimes causing it to harden. Boxers are the most common clothing item to catch your sperm in as some boys jerk off in their boxers or even wake up to a wet dream where their dick is pumping out hot jizz all over themselves. Overall boxers are a little bit better then briefs, but not if you get erections easily.
Last night I had a throbbing boner which wouldnt go away so i pulled down my pants and boxers I started fapping hard and quick at my dick. I was about to squirt when my dad came in so I quickly pulled my boxers to hide my erection from my dad. The feeling of silk on my sensitive penis was the last straw and we both watched as my hard cock bobbed up and down as it pumped jizz all over my boxers, staining them creamy white. My dad laughed embarrasingly and almost ran out the room, leaving me standing there half naked with my boxers filled with steaming, sticky jizz.
by Callum69 June 11, 2009
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Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream
Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.
by Callum69 May 29, 2009
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