Shower Thoughts
Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Shower Thoughts by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017
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shower thoughts by Harper_Here May 25, 2020
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Shower Thought
Example 1: Do dogs dream in color?
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought
Example 2: When a baby is born, What language do they use? Shower Thought
Shower Thought by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019
shower thought
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
shower thought by Q8eris January 8, 2022
Satan’s shower thought list
A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
Satan’s shower thought list by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019
Shower thought
A shower thought could be "If killing someone is murder, then is stealing someone's sperm a kidnapping"
Shower thought by Walkerboi September 25, 2018
thought shower
An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
thought shower by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
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