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A large cocked mammal with super sperm that can attack from its penis anytime... And quiet violently
Is that a showels behind that bush?
Showels by Mattaz December 5, 2011

Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain
Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British
A Showel is a super comfy beach towel short
Go grab your Showel and let's go to the beach!
Showel by Showels January 15, 2013

Showerstorming

Sometimes when I get writers block I like to do a little showerstorming.
Showerstorming by Jads85 April 21, 2010

Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.
Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

golden showers 

The act of pissing on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.
I asked Betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning
golden showers by Anonymous June 20, 2003