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When someone gets too drunk, takes a shit, wipes his ass with a hotel hand towel, throws it in the toilet, and then realizes he can't flush it, so he leaves it there, marinating in shit until morning.
Wake up you motherfucker and take your showel out of the toilet, dude, I have to take a piss.
showel by bigs August 30, 2005

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.
Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.
Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang 

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.
I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'
Shovel Gang by theshovelgang March 8, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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