Shoveldick 

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.

Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.

Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

shoveldyke 

The act of squeezing a large object into a tight space.

That's it! Shoveldyke it in there!! Oh Shit!

shoveldyke by Ace_Tate January 1, 2009

shovelfuck 

when you sleep with a shovel face.

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!

shovelfuck by tumme April 21, 2008

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

Swiveldick 

Shaking hands and drinking cocktails with people who you dont care for

I'd rather be at home watching TV and drink beer than swiveldicking with people who I dont care about.

Swiveldick by Ry-man March 3, 2014

shovelfuck 

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

shovelfuck by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009

Shoelicker 

A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.

While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.

Shoelicker by Shoelicker Victim June 30, 2009