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shit shovel 

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A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
shit shovel by T Hizzle April 3, 2005

Shit Shovel 

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That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.
Shit Shovel by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

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The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

Alaskan Shit shovel 

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after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!
Alaskan Shit shovel by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

Shit shovel 

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Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
Mark needs a shit shovel
Shit shovel by Jim May 25, 2004

Shit shovel 

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The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick
Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night
Shit shovel by Fapper July 6, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Successful strivers:
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