Shough

When you cough and shit your pants.

Sue called into work one day do to a massive shough.

by Demilaf May 13, 2005

shough

To cough hard, causing a shart to come out during the cough.

Billy I can't believe it, i just shoughed in my pants!

by hanlinbiness February 3, 2015

Shough

pronounced shôf (like cough); verb form- (-ing, -ed) the act of defecating one's self while in the midst of a cough or coughing fit. Noun form- the result of defecating one's self during a cough or coughing fit.

Verb- "I took too big of a hit off that bong, I shoughed so hard I had to change my pants!"

Noun- "Side affects of this medication include: Coughs, diarrhea, shoughs, sharts, and/or migraines and possibly death."

by Briongloidi January 1, 2024

spough

If someone catches you making an embarrassing noise, spoughing is saying something loud/coughing/laughing in hopes that it will retroactively cover up the embarrassing noise.

Noise coming from A: brrrrzzz
B walks in.
A: *cough, cough*, I must be getting a cold.
B: Are you spoughing?

by schlouk January 16, 2012

Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

smough

A fat metal man who when is paired up with his metal lion fuck buddy Ornstein, will absolutely fucking obliterate your young virgin ass hole with his mighty hammer and stunning tits

Sebasten: “Man, I could really use an ass pounding right now 🤔”

Me: Go fight Smough the throbbing cock

by genardo November 7, 2017

shoug

Shoug is the most caring, loving, wonderful person you’ll ever meet she will always make your day and make you laugh and she’ll make you the happiest person ever lived and once you love here you can’t go back from that and she’ll always be in your mind and she’s hot she will pull you easy I love you shoug you’re the best

Shoug is just perfect

by Hotbb December 2, 2020