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Shoghi is a person who's name should actually be Johnathan, but due to their unusual kindness they were gifted by the fates with a name of higher merit. Shoghi's are often born in Brazil, and have an uncanny talent for playing Football. Not hand football, but REAL football. The type of football you actually use a ball for and not the type you use a squished oval shaped pointy thing. A Shoghi can sometimes be found fighting with his friends to open doors for them and carry things for them. Shoghi is also very smart and is a pro at all things academic as well as being very funny. Shoghi's usually grow up to be either police officers, stand up comedians, or professional football players.
Ex#1.
"Stop being such a Shoghi, you know how annoying it is when you are nice."

Ex#2.

Person: "Wow, you're so good at Soccer! Is your name Shoghi by any chance?"
Shoghi: "ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!"
shoghi by BilleCOPYCAT May 24, 2019
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A person who dances in the worst possible place.
That girl was shoghi'ing in a funeral.
Shoghi by Shoghi Beast November 22, 2011
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To dance around a question or request, ignoring the situation while attempting to maintain a air of interest. To only then ghost completely and flak out entireley. After which completely ignoring any follow up or accountability.
Mike: "We're going to the bar as a shop, you should come out too! They have pretzels with like 15 dipping sauces!"
Shoghi: "Ooooooo i like pretzels AND dipping sauces"
Shoghi: *Ignores all texts, turns into a ghost, never brings up the time he flaked*
Shoghi by rarefied turtle June 27, 2021
Shobhit is an organized man. Perfectionist. He likes to finish his tasks in order and on time. He is often viewed as shy and good boy, but he is crazy when you get to know him. He prefers to be alone in his room, just with his coffee and bed. A Shobhit will love you in any ways he know. He is hardbto read sometimes, but he surely loves and care for you.

If you find a Shobhit, don't let go of him. He may just be having a bad day, but he will bounce back after some time.
Have you heard from Shobhit?

He's prolly in his room watching netflix.
Shobhit by Softcinnamonrolls June 7, 2021
Being a Shoshi takes a lot of work; everyones likes you. everyone wants to be around you. If your a shoshi your probably amazingly hot and every guy would like to have you in a bed. A Shoshi is one of a kind. Nobody can duplicate you.
Roger: oh my god is that shoshi?
Earnest: yeah. Damn is she hot or what?
Shoshi by The foxiest guy here August 14, 2010

Kyoketsu-shogei 

The Kyoketsu-shogei was a knife attached to one end of a long cord made of women's or horse hair, or sometimes chain. On the other end of the cord was a ring.
The knife from the Kyoketsu-shogei could be used in close quarters or swung around by holding on to the ring.
shogher is a female.... shogher it do be a faemale....
its like daaaaaaaamn that do be a shogher

but in the serious matter, shogher means ray of sun like sunshine, talking to her its like talking to the sun, looking at her its fucking blinding. she can light up your day if you catch my drift. but mostly she feeds of from people souls, she might be cring but hey we all are sometimes, people tend to give her hard time idk why i guess she is easy to talk to.
oh bro i am sad ama hit up shogher.

oh look at the shining she is like a shogher to my eyes.
shogher by cosmicuniverse December 13, 2021
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