A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.
When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism
by Hawkers October 26, 2006
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Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly
They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally
Words and phrases which are inaccurate, silly, mispronounced, mistakenly said. Not said correctly
They then get added to the 'Scottism' book. Mainly added because they're funny and make people laugh unintentionally
That's another scottism
Oh it's another one, add it to the book.
He's said another one, add it to the scottism book
That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms
Oh it's another one, add it to the book.
He's said another one, add it to the scottism book
That's a pearler, add it to the scottisms
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A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.
"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."
by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013
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Get the Scottist / scottism mug.A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013
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Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):
Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
by Scotland92 January 23, 2014
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