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Shotgun Face Lift

To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
Shotgun Face Lift by zachary_MIDWEST November 15, 2009

shotgunfreude 

Gleeful joy experienced from the quail hunting misfortunes of others.
"Did you see the news about Cheney?"

"Are you kidding? The shotgunfreude is overwhelming."
shotgunfreude by Zan Hazen July 24, 2008

Shotgun Face 

Someone who looks like they have been shot in the face by a shotgun.

(due to acne)
Wow that is a seriously bad shotgun face!
Shotgun Face by Robert607 January 12, 2011

Shotguntaco 

Hes a small content creator on youtube
shotguntaco is a youtuber!
Shotguntaco by Shotguntaco October 14, 2021

shotguntaco 

hey its shotguntaco
shotguntaco by Shotguntaco March 17, 2022

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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