Shot faced 

Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."

"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."

Shot faced by Sparkler Girl 1 May 28, 2008

Shot-faced 

Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."

Shot-faced by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008

Shot-faced 

What happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.

Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!

Shot-faced by shot-faced July 12, 2011

face shot

1. When you jizz all over a girls face.

2. Skier lingo for when your shredding the pow pow and the powdery snow hits you right in your face. (this is generally considered a good thing)

1. Chris: "Wow Molly is a lying cheating slut, she deserves a face shot."

Will and Jamie: "True that, dumb sluts usually like face shots anyway."

2. Alex: "Holy shit that line was epic! i was getting face shots the whole way down!"

Christian: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet, but those were nothing compared to the face shots i got in france."

face shot by ChrisCrossKilla February 20, 2008

face shot gang 

Face shot gang is when a group of guys perform a circle jerk and attempt to all climax at once, and at the last second all bend over to receive a facial from the guy next to them.

"Hey, you wanna join the boys and me for a face shot gang again tonight?"
"naw man, Edgar jerks like he's trying to pull start a lawn mower"

face shot gang by Mike Scarn October 14, 2023

Shot of Liquor Face 

a girl so ugly, your face reacts like when you take a shot of liquor.

Man, what'd I call that ugly bitch who worked here before? Oh yeah, Shot of Liquor Face! She's so ugly, your face cringes!

Shot of Liquor Face by mauwau February 25, 2009

shot in the face 

"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismantling perfectly happy lives without regret.

The creator of Alf, the television sitcom series should be shot in the face for taking up valuable television viewing time.
Person 1: My God, wtf is Alf
Person 2: haha, it's some shitty show from the 80's. The person who thought it up should be shot in the face.
Person 1: yer I know, I'd so much rather be watching Friends right now aye.
Person 2: maybe you should be the one being shot in the face. Friends! Wtf I thought you said you'd stopped puffing the magic dragon.

shot in the face by semaj ""132$ January 14, 2009