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short girls

totally adorable and usually chubby. can run around alot and usually not the best at sports. really light and likes piggy back rides.
"wooooaaahhh, natalie is really small!"
"i know right! poor thing, being a short girl made her a little chubby."
"poor short girls"
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short girls with no hair 

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

National kiss short girls day 

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

Short Girl 

Short Girl by somebody June 29, 2004

short girl syndrome 

A girl who has an aggressive attitude due to her height and people always looking down on her.
She cute but honestly when she talks you can tell she has short girl syndrome

Short Girl 

A girl who's height ranges from 5" 3 and lower. Usually very light somewhat chubby or very skinny. Use caution: Short jokes are a major turn off, they are sensitive about the subject. They are a perfect companion for a tall male in all aspects, they can reach objects that a tall male must bend down for, as a tall male can reach things on the "top shelf" that the short stature of the small girl limits.

Tall people develop (not always but often) back, leg, and knee problems, a short girl is perfect to have to aid this.
"Look at that short girl! She's so tiny! I want her!"

"Calm down short girl you may combust from excitement"
Short Girl by Shortchick87 June 8, 2016

Short girl 

The baddest bitches you will ever meet
Person-OMG you are so short! Bahahhaha
Short girl-*breaks persons skull* who is laughing now beATch
Ambulance-*sirens*
Short girl by Unicorneoz12 November 1, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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