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shottingham 

see nottingham a word used by many to describe nottingham. a play on words due to the extreme amount of gun-crime in nottingham
shottingham city
shottingham by u dont no me June 14, 2004

Shottingham 

Also known as Nottingham but named "Shottingham" due to being the capital city of Gun and Knife Crime.. also known for tits fanny and forest (Nottingham Forest)
Girl on tinder:Where are you from?
Me:Shottingham!
Tinder: oh no, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest on our date!
Shottingham by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well
As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.
shoppingheimers by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009

shoppingcart 

A sex position When you jump into a push powered basket at full speed plunging the cart forward to the point the trajectory forces you forward and stick your penis in the anus through the cart
Can I give you a shoppingcart?

connecticut shoppingcart 

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.
"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

Shoppingasm 

A Shoppingasm is when you finally release the pleasure of having a shopping crave by going on one massive or small shopping spree outside or online.
Person 1: "Hey person2, I think i might finally go shopping to get rid of my shoppingasm"

Person 2: "Person1, that sounds like a good idea I might tag along"
Shoppingasm by AriannaIDK May 10, 2021