Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

by Diego July 8, 2003

shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)

She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)

by The Rerturn of Light Joker June 6, 2009

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017

shoot blanks

the inability to ejaculate semen due to various medical problems including unnecessary prostate surgery. technically its called retrograde ejaculation or dry orgasm. your semen is deposited into your bladder and you void it next pee. adequate sexual tension release and pleasure is diminished. this may be psychological but is also physiological

dude: when i jerk off and have an orgasm all i do is shoot blanks.
dude 2: how about when your banging a female?
dude: same thing
dude 2: how about when she's given you head.
dude:same....sigh

by ymouszanon July 20, 2013

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 28, 2015