Shocus 

/shōkus/

v. Focus required prior to a bowl movement.

With great shocus, he made it to the bathroom unsoiled.

Shocus by Zolenskify July 31, 2023

Shacuse

To accuse someone with a vengeance. Usually added at the end of an accusation for comedic values.

"We all KNOW you took the cookie from the cookie jar. Shacuse!"

Shacuse by Jack Schumacher October 8, 2004

Shocksite 

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

Shocksite by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

shousewife 

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

shousewife by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shousty 

The act of getting shit faced and roudy.

Thank God Its Friday. I'm going to get shousty tonight.

Shousty by Beastual April 13, 2010

smocused 

Adjective.

A portmanteau of the words "smart" and "focused."

JDF has an incredible reading retention rate. She can remember everything she sees in the textbooks in one go because she is smocused.

smocused by tickledhamster May 20, 2011

shocksand 

a poopnugget

that guy is such a shocksand

shocksand by haibvhv November 19, 2013