Shnurk 

an individual who acts like he is something but infact isnt all that much.
I.E.
a noob tryin to be an elitist cuz he has 5 rep and another noob has 4 rep so the 5 rep dude thinks hes nuts and can go flame the 4 rep nub.

4 repper: im so cool!
5 repper: YEA STFU IM BETTAR LOL!
200 repper: yea stfu u shnurk.

Shnurk by popc0rn March 14, 2009

Shnurk 

An all encompassing word for losers and incompetent ,self indulgent ignoramus , and scum of the earth all inclusive in a kosher low key derogatory way.

Trademark s.e

Shnurk!!!!!!!

Shnurk by Powered by bux December 6, 2022

Shnurp 

When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.

Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''

Shnurp by MetaZephere November 10, 2018

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013

Shurk 

A way of life. Shurk is what the elite people of the world practice. If you don't know Shurk, you are a heretic.

Dude 1: That dude is amazing.
Dude 2: He's in the zone of shurkness, also known as Shurking out.
Dude 1: I wish I could do that
Dude 2: Everyone does.

Shurk by R1994 June 12, 2009

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.

'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).

Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

shnukums 

Word of affection used between lovers. May also be used sarcastically as a put down, similar to the word hun

"Aw, shnukums, you shoudn't have gotten me something so expensive for my birthday, I love you!"
"Listen Shnukums, you let me do the thinking around here, got it?"

shnukums by Phily.Gee January 16, 2008