an absolute shit head that you just can't help but calling them a shnurkerrrr! snurkers often work in the building trade and can't read or write therefore do things wrong on a regular basis. to which the boss says " you absolute shnurkerrrr"
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by John Hodgey October 8, 2016
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He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Shurker is a great hugg*r, the best actually.
he is play boy and never had long time relationships status, He also doesn't ’t know how many girls are into him. shurker is just flawless, shurker does tend to f**k sh*t up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes shurker, Shurker omaar.
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by Shurker omaar November 23, 2021
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Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"
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