snurk 

adj. a snurk word is a word that is pronounced differently from how it's spelled

Dough, cough, laugh are examples of snurk words.

snurk by XxFaithxX August 22, 2009

snurk 

someone conspicously smart person. Often used to describe someone who is great at something.

Look at that complicated equation, what a snurk!

snurk by Hendricks August 30, 2005

snurk 

1. An unintentional snark that gets noticed by someone.
2. Unintentional sarcasm. (see Clueless Asshole)
3. A snark that escaped before you could stop it. (see Burp)

"Oops, sorry about that snurk. I didn't mean for it to come out that way."

"I just claimed snurk on that one. What can I say? My bad."

snurk by RUKind January 29, 2008

snurk 

The act of backing out of a game lobby when the other team appears to be better than you.

Oh crap, we are facing a CLaN of 6!! We best snurk on out of here and find some noobs.

snurk by CRaB December 14, 2012

snurk my glurk 

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

snurk my glurk by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

snarker 

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013