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Shnarst

To take from the public domain to the your own private stash. Esp. food.
Seeing there was leftover Kugel, Benzi shnarsted it and took it to his room.
by Aj Grands December 13, 2010
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shnart

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.
Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.
by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008
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Shnasty

A word used interchangeably with extremely, utterly nasty.
"That girl is so shnasty!"
"This pasta takes really shnasty!"
by Jessica Herdoon February 24, 2006
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snarsty

anther way of saying 'sick nasty' combined...the R sounds better
Em: omg did you see those rims of that car?!
Nick: Yo those were snarsty
by Em&Nickkk January 3, 2009
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Shnart

The act of sneezing so hard you shart.
Girl: *sneezes
Guy: "oh my god did you just shnart?!"
Girl: *cries and runs off a cliff*
by BethanyBrystal September 21, 2013
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Shnart

The act of unintentionally defecating oneself at an inconvenient and embarassing instance or at any time at all really. The defecation occurs entirely by accident since the victim is attempting to merely produce a sneeze to mask the sound the flatuant will produce, making it easier to deny liability for the pungent odor. Of course this ruse runs a muck and the victim ends up spewing bodily fluids from another unexpected orifice. The feces are typically runny and diarrhea-like, and are mistaken to be merely a flatuant but come with a steamy surprise. It is believed that the Hershey squirt is a justified castigation for the Shnarter's cunning attempt to fool their surrounding company out of ownership for what they should be proud of…a nice big Jockey Burner.
Shnart : Man, after eating that Indian food for lunchI had the farts like an arab, so I tried to cover up in the meeting by sneezing but accidentally shnarted myslef. I hope I don’t get fired for that ass water.
by DJM85 October 17, 2008
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shnart

Refers to when an individual sharts, and that shart is caused by a violent sneeze.

(recall: a shart is when one "shits" when they think they are only going to "fart")
I was at home sick with a terrible head & stomach cold, and shnarted in my bed.
by Little Eric July 21, 2009
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